Yaanu
Wanderer
Po-Koronan
Woah, that T.V. has words on it!
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Post by Yaanu on Jul 6, 2003 17:20:11 GMT -5
Teaser:
"Great," says Pohatu.
"One search on BZP for a good story 'bout me and Gali, and all I get are stories 'bout me being the idiot, and Tahu getting the girl. Well, that's going to change." He went to the 'Epics' thread, and clicked on, 'New topic.'
This is going to be a comedic epic.
~Yaanu~
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Yaanu
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Po-Koronan
Woah, that T.V. has words on it!
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Post by Yaanu on Jul 6, 2003 19:27:33 GMT -5
Chapter Zero: the Prolouge, what else?
Pohatu was in his hut, on his bed, with his laptop on his chest. He was searching for a good story in the BZP Library.
"Great," Pohatu muttured after another failed attempt to find a good story. "One search for a story 'bout me and Gali, and I find 79 pages of stories 'bout me as an idiot, and Tahu getting the girl. Well, that's all going to change." He went to the 'Epics' thread, and clicked on, 'New Topic.' He typed in the 'Topic Title' box, "Tahu's gone insane!"
And in the 'Topic Description' box, " 'Bout time, too."
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Yaanu
Wanderer
Po-Koronan
Woah, that T.V. has words on it!
Posts: 15
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Post by Yaanu on Jul 9, 2003 11:22:26 GMT -5
Chapter 1: The beginning (of the story)
Pohatu was typing along, when he remembered something.
"Uh-oh, I just remembered. I have a date with Gali tonight!" So he ran out, having to finish the chapter short. Here is the first chapter:
Gali was out searching for cowrie shells, when Tahu jumped in the water.
"Hey!"yelled Tahu underwater, "I can breathe!"
"So?"replied Gali.
"Underwater!"
"So can I"
"Marry me"
"What?!"
"Marry me and be the queen of the button people!"
"Get out of here, freak!"
"No! You must come with me to the island of the squeker!"
"Ugh! I'm outta' here!"
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Yaanu
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Po-Koronan
Woah, that T.V. has words on it!
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Post by Yaanu on Jul 13, 2003 13:06:39 GMT -5
Chapter Two: What else might happen (in the story?)
Pohatu checked the reply topic, and saw that not too many people liked it.
"Well," he muttered, "That's how people treat me on other stories." He continued on:
Gali had reached Onu-Koro to tell Onua about Tahu's freakness, but Tahu beat her there.
"Chicken!" Tahu yelled.
"Didn't I tell you, there are no chickens on Mata-Nui!" Onua yelled back.
"Chicken!" Tahu repeated. Over and over again.
"Chicken!"
"Chicken!"
"Chicken!"
"Chicken!"
"Sit!" Lewa yelled.
Tahu sat.
"Onua whispered in his ear, "How'd you do that?"
"You have to be the boss of him. Run around!"
Tahu ran around.
"Go starve yourself in Po-Koro!"
Tahu did that.
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